From the Internet, Through Me, To You.

First off, What happens when geeks get creative. Put it this way, whatever powers a person can gain from being socially impotent for a long number of years, whilst amassing such unparalleled knowledge, hatred for people and love for Transformers must be pretty damn epic, as the link shows.

Secondly, Ten Pounds says you act like this on the internet. Which is to say, like an asshole. The powers of anonymity.

Last but not least, go and read the entire archive of XKCD. It actually makes you smarter. Or at least feel it.